You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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