Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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