As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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