i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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