i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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