It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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