So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
