why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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