I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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