3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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