We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
