I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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