the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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