I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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