That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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