I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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