Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
why is half of my head shaved?
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