Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he quoted the bible to break up with me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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