In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Operation Purity has been aborted
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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