i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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