Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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