The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
its not stalking. its research.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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