I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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