Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
This gyro tastes like lonliness
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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