And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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