Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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