I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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