I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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