i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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