Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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