We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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