Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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