That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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