More tranny stories later!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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