Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Duck Duck Cougar?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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