That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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