did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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