dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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