I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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