She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I need water and some morals
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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