But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I need a burrito and a hug.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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