Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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