you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize