i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You took a bar mat shot.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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