I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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