So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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