so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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