Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She's JV to your varsity
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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