yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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