Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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