For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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