Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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