honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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