I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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