Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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